fazyluckers is amazing. check it out.
1 The first article title on the Wikipedia Random Articles page is the name of your band.
2 The last four words of the very last quotation on the Random Quotations page is the title of your album.
3 The third picture in Flickr’s Interesting Photos From The Last 7 Days will be your album cover.
4 Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result.
stolen from YH which was stolen from NT, which was stolen from somewhere else
“cutting fine the wires.”
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the ability to drag a link to the tab bar and have it open in a tab
book where when you die, you go to a dual universe and relive that moment without dying.
Bouncing Souls – Ole
The Smiths – Ask
Make my on car
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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/317351943_5c397a509b_o.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=315442503&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=361383132&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=417278483&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=475330030&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=473344991&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=464574026&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=445027889&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=464586397&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=481002322&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=663124453&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=487056047&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=628235363&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=678393157&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=525043697&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=994499949&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=495712123&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=495712167&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=745645954&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=516370725&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=524958718&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=846463603&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=847326720&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=392590249&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=392590047&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421717471&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=423796796&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=401663214&size=o
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1130497082&size=o
flash mp3
OWL
word in edgewise
colortheinter.net
move it, move it
crazy bus
James 14-18
wall ball
msn page
email editorial
reactivate and get things from the_only_audiocom
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FROM http://www.teachersfirst.com/hangups.html
Satchel Paige : “Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.”
George Shultz : “The minute you start talking about what you’re going to do if you lose, you have lost.”
E. B. White : “Be obscure clearly.”
Isaac Bashevis Singer : “The wastepaper basket is the writer’s best friend.”
John McPhee : “Writing is a suspension of life in order to re-create life.”
Clifton Fadiman : “When you reread a classic you do not see more in the book than you did before; you see more in you than there was before.”
S.I. Hayakawa “It is not true that we have only one life to live; if we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds as we wish.”
John F. Kennedy : “When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.”
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learn how to speak pronunciations
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What is the Real Name of “#”?
From now on, I will call it a ‘tritt’ for tri-t symbolizing the three Ts of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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my made up language will use interpuncts
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U+06F5 = ۵
U+221E = ∞
Alt+0191= ¿
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the sarcasm mark should be a exclamation mark and a plus sign: !+ together
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FROM http://www.westegg.com/etymology/
hashshshins = [ahhhhinssss] and three ’sh’s in a row
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_sign + http://www.westegg.com/etymology/#dollar
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Dead Leaves & the Dirty Ground – White Stripes
Never Too Late – Three Days Grace
Everything’s Magic – Angels and Airwaves
Let Me In – Hot Hot Heat
Big Casino- Jimmy Eat World
Believe – The Bravery
Far Behind – Social Distortion
Tarantula – Smashing Pumpkins
King Without a Crown – Matisyahu
Dig – Incubus
Don’t Let’s Start – They Might Be Giants
One Headlight – Wallflowers
Nearly Lost You – Screaming Trees
The Impression That I Get – Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Machinehead – Bush
Buffalo Soldier – Bob Marley
Becoming the Bull – Atreyu
My Name Is Jonas – Weezer
Wolves at Night – Manchester Orchestra
Start Wearing Purple – Gogol Bordello
I’m a Brat -
FROM http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-teaching.html
The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
The problem child will be a school board member’s son.
Corollary: When you are occasionally able to schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus.
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want
Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn’t read.
A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.
Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If the test is online, you will forget your password
At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester–and never attending.
Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective.
In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
The closest library doesn’t have the material you need.
No matter which book you need, it’s on the bottom shelf.
The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.
Corollary: It will be Saturday, and it won’t open until Monday.
Corollary: Your half-finished term paper (due Monday morning) and all your research, will be inside.
You can’t misspell numbers when you write them as digits.
The back of the room is never far enough.
Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.
Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.
The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.
The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher’s classes is always one of the bright ones he can’t flunk.
Nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.
Anything that is not firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room.
No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don’t know.
When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don’t study for the hard ones, it’s when you pass with 100%.
When there’s a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don’t want. And when you do get the ones that you want, it’s when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.
If you know you are correct, then you aren’t.
Collegey:
You just finished the paper that counts as your final five minutes before class only to discover the printer is out of ink.
Your parents never fail to call you on your cell phone when you’re at a party [this doesn't really apply with caller id now]
The professor never sticks to the syllabus
The harder you study, the farther behind you get
What is “obvious” to everyone else won’t be to you
Problems that you can work won’t be on the test
Problems that you can’t work will be on the test
If you study hard for that important examination, the setters will decide to change the focus of the exam to one that is ‘thinking-based’ and ‘analytical’.
Corollary: If you memorized information, it will be useless.
If you give information without citing the source, the information given is wrong.
If you cite a source for information, it actually came from somebody else.
If you didn’t cite something, that was the one thing your professor wanted you to cite.
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a bout of uncertainty
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domain name suffixes
FROM http://www.internic.net/faqs/domain-names.html
.aero, .biz, .com, .coop, .info, .museum, .name, .net, .org, or .pro
- http://techdictionary.com/domainlist.html
isthisyours.com
pictureclaim.er
website to catalog things with unknown origins
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Sponge Bob for diagram
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Spanish!
El Rio Frio in Belize.
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animals with a population less than human beings excluding endangered
Six Years, Still Sorrow.
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Spanish is awesome!
Que te pasa, queso casa? [ my new catchphrase]
cada lado
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preservation mummification
omen monster
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addon that sorts bookmarks by addition date
greasemonkey script that adds a button on your StumbleUpon page that “make top post” instead of sticky posting
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http://www.hadtosay.com/
new geocaching idea
www.carmarkr.com
buy a static cling car decals
place on random cars, buses, etc.
other people will log in the city, state, etc.
and so on.
NOTICE: if the driver of the vehicle discovers the markr, they will leave a message and change ownership
EG:
Markr ID: 12t4rg7y
Location 1: San Fransisco
Location 2: Los Angeles
Location 3: Oakland
Location 4: Las Vegas
*posession over*
Location 1: Las Vegas
Location 2: Colorado City
*posession over*
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make up redneck dictionary terms
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Poor and Weird – The Briefs
Perfect World -
Crazy Train -
Believe – The Bravery
Take On Me – Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Vincent – Don McLean
Could rhetoric be a language?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo&printable=yes
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo || Buffalo buffalo buffalo.
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Buffalo[es] [from] Buffalo [that other] buffalo[es] [from] Buffalo buffalo [also] buffalo [other] buffalo[es] [from] Buffalo || [that other] buffalo[es] [from] Buffalo buffalo.
If you follow the three different type of [B]buffalo.
The End.
[more paradoxial phrases here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_linguistic_example_sentences]
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computer with dual mice [touch pad, etc.]
iscrybe.com
a way to compress websites so a whole article can print on one page
a company that will pay you whenever someone downloads your freeware, music, etc.
The Wonder Wall
getthewordout.com [the web's notice board]
noil.com
sentiment is not my specialty
aplaceforyour.name
[title].etc
song parody: Little Techno – Sorry for Being Born -=- Little Nympho – Naked Apes
Silver Million – Give Me Your Worst of Take You My Best
Funeral Musical
http://www.mtv.com/music/downloads/
Tarantula – Smashing Pumpkins
*Straight Line – Silverchair
The Pretender – Foo Fighters
Stop! – Against Me!
*E Pro – Beck
Let Me In – Hot Hot Heat
*Anything, Anything – Dramarama
Three Strange Days – School of Fish
Possum Kingdom – Toadies
Loser – Beck
*Seven Nation Army – White Stripes
Can’t Repeat – Offspring
Little Things – Bush
Sellout – Reel Big Fish
Sirens – Authority Zero
Science of Selling Yourself – Less Than Jake
I Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor – Arctic Monkeys
Swing Life Away – Social Distortion
My Own Worst Enemy – LIT
Luna Tone – Tiger Army
Desperado – Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
New Dark Ages – Bad Religion
