4.17.07

[StumbleVideo Frenzy]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqDAf_lg9Xs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Estumbleupon%2Ecom%2F [the very end reminds me of the solar system]

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4.7.07

Want to know why gmail sucks? Because Life247 is taken. So I need to come up with a new email address. But not Life247.
Any suggestions?
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=====Steven Wright’s Stuff – part 1

Women should put a picture of their missing husbands on beer cans.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Is “tired old cliche” one?

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said, ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, “Up Over” ?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.

What happens if you put a slinky on an escalator?