It’s amazing how time flies. The last time I posted was in October. Today’s my seventeenth birthday. In exactly one year I plan to tell everyone just who I am. I still think just as much as I did six months ago, I just never got back into the habit of writing it all down. I lost a whole lot of amazing things. Starting today I will rework my writing strategy, and instead of writing daily thoughts, I’ll be like everyone else and post long papers of personal opinions. Sound good? And begin. (more…)
Archive for the ‘My Frickin' Birthday’ Category
Wow, a.k.a. How Secure is Airport Security?
March 29, 20083.29.07 (Celebrate the Sixteenness)
April 5, 2007My 16th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana: Graucho Marx
I was at this casino minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said your gonna have to move you’re blocking a fire exit. As if there were a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit: Mitch Hedberg
Dougal: Do you remember that film, Ted, where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man? Ted: Oh, yes, what was that called? Dougal: Out of Africa, I think
The theme at most theme parks is ‘get in line fatty’: Demetri Martin
Interviewer: What is your all-time best travel tip? Ross Noble: If you end up in a Turkish prison, don’t sign up for the ballroom dancing classes
You think people will still be using napkins in the year two-thousand? Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?: Kramer (more…)
