Mordecai
Phillidelphobia: fear of the East Coast
Paycheck, the movie
right click, print selection
google religious books, the bible, torah etc.
“my brain skipped a beat”
“Is it just me, or am I cold?”
societist: a person who thrives in society, but nowhere else.
BAD RELIGION_21st century digital boy
EVERCLEAR_wonderful
311_amber
“I feel like a newborn” FILTER-take a picture
pay it forward
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FROM http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/gm.html
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated “if GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has,we would all be driving $2500.00 cars that got 100 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had eveloped technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought “CarNT”, but then you would have to buy more seats. (more…)
