how much gas is used to make Starbucks coffee? compared to bottled water?
FROM http://www.kitt.net/php/kay.php
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But
one day I turned to my bullies and said – ‘Sticks and stones may break my
bones but names will never hurt me’, and it worked! From there on it was
sticks and stones all the way.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for
centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator
Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong. [Same with Bluetooths. Or is it Blueteeth?]
You never ever run out of salt.
There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve
got your hand or head stuck in something.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.
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